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what's your freaking problem now? does the world really revolve around your bloody head? you're even worse than a guardsman lah..

do you really think the whole sodding world is against you? do you know not who your friends really are? and the shithole you've dragged them into?

you're worse than a propaganda mill. what you only want to hear is your own crap spewing out of that gap in your face, and have people repeat it to your unappreciating hand. anything else is a sin worse than blasphemy, punishable with a fate worse than death.

think can you, think. you've got a brain for a reason. jolly well use it.
don't blame all your problems on the thing you didn't see.

if you can't see what reality is, pinching you out of your daydream will never help.
wake up your bloody idea.

you selfish arsehole. all you think about is yourself and not the consequences of your actions. your world centres around no one else but yourself and you expect society to conform to your whim and fancy.

and when it dosen't, you take the easy way out.

or you appear to do so.

people have gone through much worse shit than you, and yet you feel your lot is unfair. you ain't seen nothing yet.

you tell people the hard truth, yet you can't take it when the truth comes knocking on your door. you expect a bed of roses, but when life gives you a box of chocolates, you can't appreciate the nice ones you've eaten until you ate the piece that was a piece of shit. or at least appeared to be, for that piece was only miniscule compared to what the poor bugger next to you had to stomach.

you expect people to be at your beck and call, unaware that others too have a life to live. you want sensitivity to your needs, yet, through your actions, you show others you don't give a shit about theirs.

you think the people that matter most to you don't know shit about you, that they don't want to support you, but that all they want is either confrontation or to chase you away.

open your eyes to the world. read the book for what it really is, not the fairytale with the happy ending you expect, no, demand it to be.

and when it isn't, it's the monster hiding in the closet that rears its ugly head.

why guys shouldn't drink coke...



http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking...ry_285395.html

Coca-Cola explodes sperm

WASHINGTON - A RESEARCHER who figured out that Coke explodes sperm and scientists who discovered that people will happily eat stale chips if they crunch loudly enough won alternative 'Ig Nobel' prizes on Thursday.
Other winners included physicists who found out that anything that can tangle, will tangle and a team of biologists who ascertained that dog fleas jump farther than cat fleas.

The Ig Nobels honour real research, but are meant as a funny alternative to next week's deadly serious Nobel prizes for medicine, chemistry, physics, economics, literature and peace.

Awarded by the editors of the Annals of Improbable Research, a scientific humour magazine, the prizes are based on published research, some intended to be humourous but often not.

Usually the 'honoured' researchers go alone with the joke.

Dr Deborah Anderson of Boston University Medical Centre and colleagues were awarded the chemistry prize for a 1985 study published in the New England Journal of Medicine that found Coca-Cola kills sperm.

She said she was serious in testing the soft drink because women were using it in a douche as a contraceptive and, later, to try to protect themselves from the AIDS virus.

'It definitely wouldn't work as a contraceptive because sperm swims so fast,' Dr Anderson said. But Coke made with sugar quickly kills sperm, she said, probably because sperm soak it up. 'The sperm just kind of explode,' she said in a telephone interview.

It kills the AIDS virus too, she said.

The Ig Nobel committee made up a 'nutrition prize' to go to Dr Massimiliano Zampini of the University of Trento, Italy and Dr Charles Spence of Britain's Oxford University, who tricked people into thinking they were eating fresh potato chips by playing them loud, crunching sounds when they bit one.

The biology prize goes to a French team that found dog fleas can jump higher than cat fleas, while the medicine prize was awarded to a team at Duke University in North Carolina who showed that high-priced placebos work better than cheap fake medicine.

Dr Dorian Raymer of the Scripps Institution in San Diego and a colleague won the physics prize for demonstrating mathematically why hair or a ball of string will inevitably tangle itself in knots.

The peace prize was given to the Swiss Federal Ethics Committee on Non-Human Biotechnology for adopting the legal principle that plants have moral standing and dignity. There is a website explaining this: http: http://www.ekah.admin.ch/en/topics/d...ion/index.html.

A team at The University of Sao Paulo in Brazil won a special archaeology prize for showing how an armadillo can mess up an archaeological dig.

The economics prize went to researchers at the University of New Mexico who learned that a professional lap dancer earns bigger tips when she is most fertile, while Dr David Sims of Cass Business School in London won the literature prize 'for his lovingly written study 'You Bastard: A Narrative Exploration of the Experience of Indignation within Organizations',' the committee said.

Past winners include the creator of the plastic pink flamingo, a researcher who recorded a mallard duck sodomising a dead drake and a doctor who cured hiccups by applying digital rectal massage. -- REUTERS